Warcraft Movie Strategy Guide
Thursday, June 9, 2016
Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Warcraft Movie Strategy Guide
Someone posted a review on the movie at the pop culture blog Forbes. In it, the "clever" blogger mentioned the movie needed a strategy guide. His mom probably thought that was clever. In case he was right and not just dumb, here's a run down of the characters.
Note: I haven't seen the movie, but I imagine the ratio of suck will directly correspond to the amount of time they spend on the human characters. Fuck the Alliance.
I recommend watching the trailer first:
The movie is essentially: Orcs leave their home world and invade the human world.
This is Draenor. It’s the homeworld of the Orcs and a race
called the Draenei. It’s doomed. The Orcs need to find a new home.
There are three main Orc clans in this movie. They are all
united and form an army called “The Horde”. Individually, the clan leaders are:
Here’s a video about Durotan: https://youtu.be/J7VT7NG7e38?t=47s
The clans are united by an Orc named Gul’dan. He opens a
portal to the human world.
He’s obviously the bad guy. He’s working for an all-powerful
demon (which you probably won't see in this movie).
The human world is called Azeroth.
In addition to humans, elves and dwarves live here. Eventually,
these wussy races form “the Alliance”. The Alliance is dumb.
Stormwind is the capital of the humans.
Humans are pansies.
This is Karazhan. The most powerful wizard on Azeroth lives
there. His name is Medivh.
This is Medivh. Yes, he's a fruity human BUT he has a demonic secret.
This is Khadgar, the apprentice of Medivh. Lame.
Some additional characters:
This is Ogrim Doomhammer. He’s Durotan’s bro. Ogrim
is a member of the Blackrock clan.
This is Garona. She’s half Orc, half Draenei. Draenei
eventually join the Alliance, so she’s half-cool.
Durotan, leader of the Frostwolf Clan (and the hero of the movie)
He grows up to be the new leader of the Horde.
There might be mention
of a child named “Arthas”. He’s the son of a human king. He’s the only human
worth knowing anything about. https://youtu.be/95vcgv-pK_4
He was the primary villain in the best World of Warcraft expansion. Due to the success of that expansion, WoW would gather over 12 million players! One of the leads who worked on that expansion left to work on another title. Unfortunately, he left a dbag in charge. That dbag, who is responsible for wacky gag-characters like Haris Pilton, helped tank the game.
He was the primary villain in the best World of Warcraft expansion. Due to the success of that expansion, WoW would gather over 12 million players! One of the leads who worked on that expansion left to work on another title. Unfortunately, he left a dbag in charge. That dbag, who is responsible for wacky gag-characters like Haris Pilton, helped tank the game.
Hopefully Tigole comes back and the new WoW expansion doesn't suck.
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